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by bkay26 / 08/29/2010 at 11:37am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Michelle / 12/27/2009 at 2:13am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML
by fmlifetime / 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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