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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 August 1983 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 525
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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blaker67's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

#12803986
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30985) - you deserved it (6680)

On 08/29/2010 at 11:37am - intimacy - by bkay26 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38713) - you deserved it (4122)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33912) - you deserved it (13743)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)



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