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About blakebit : Hey guys thanks for stopping by and checking out my profile :)! Oh and the pic you see up top is my little brother and my dog

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Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42174) - you deserved it (5458)

On 07/01/2014 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my 7 year old looks at me and states, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML


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