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blakebit

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About blakebit : Hey guys thanks for stopping by and checking out my profile :)! Oh and the pic you see up top is my little brother and my dog

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Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML

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Today, my 7 year old looks at me and states, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25135) - you deserved it (10106)

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