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blakebit

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 262
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About blakebit : Hey guys thanks for stopping by and checking out my profile :)! Oh and the pic you see up top is my little brother and my dog

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Visits<b>abylenee_</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 1:44pm<b>samm12099</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 2:12pm<b>mathen</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 7:31am<b>staaacey</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 7:02am<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 11:07pm<b>678bebe</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 8:36pm<b>notabeachbabe</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 8:02pm<b>qdawg06</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 2:29am<b>Dodger_fan16</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 2:12pm

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blakebit's favorite FMLs

Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2014 at 12:26am / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back, my dog had the shoe in his mouth and all the doors and windows were closed. FML

by gnafron / 12/31/2013 at 6:30am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Animals

Today, my 7 year old looks at me and states, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

by Missyangel / 12/31/2009 at 2:39am / United States (Florida) / Kids