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  • Town/Country : Detroit, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML


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On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today, I was packing, when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had 3 unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML


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On 01/26/2014 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to wipe it off. Now there's a very visible smudge that looks like a penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41497) - you deserved it (7816)

On 01/06/2014 at 9:25pm - kids - by peepeepainter - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML


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On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 12-year-old daughter glued her left eyelid shut with fake eyelash glue. After spending 4 hours in the ER, I asked her why she did it. "I wanted to get Blake to notice me," she said. Blake is our neighbor's convict son. FML

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