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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About blake1015 : I'm a 17-year-old American, and I'm definitely not a convict.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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blake1015's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

#21055088
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41722) - you deserved it (12018)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today, I was packing, when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had 3 unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML

#21040204
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52637) - you deserved it (4878)

On 01/26/2014 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to wipe it off. Now there's a very visible smudge that looks like a penis. FML

#21019530
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38749) - you deserved it (7377)

On 01/06/2014 at 9:25pm - kids - by peepeepainter - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

#21012735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45997) - you deserved it (9348)

On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 12-year-old daughter glued her left eyelid shut with fake eyelash glue. After spending 4 hours in the ER, I asked her why she did it. "I wanted to get Blake to notice me," she said. Blake is our neighbor's convict son. FML



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