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About blahblahblah895 : I'm 17, I have one son and I'm just on here for the laughs not interested in talking to no one so thanks (:
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Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
Friday 28 August 2015