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About blahblahblah895 : I'm 17, I have one son and I'm just on here for the laughs not interested in talking to no one so thanks (:

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Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

#1021502
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I agree, your life sucks (20165) - you deserved it (109358)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69126) - you deserved it (2895)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69126) - you deserved it (2895)

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