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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11766
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26447) - you deserved it (3800)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46472) - you deserved it (25262)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36790) - you deserved it (2013)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15990) - you deserved it (46459)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)



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