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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11541
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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TODAY, I WAS LOOKING AT THA ANNOUCAMANTS IN THA NAWSPAPAR AND FIND OUT THAT MAH BOYFRIAND OF THA PAST 6 YAARS IS SUPPOSD TO BA MARRID IN 2 DAYS TO WHAT I THOUGHT WAS HIS AX-GRLFRIAND. BIG FAT FML

#6335131
71 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 11:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I looool startad my frst day as a sacurity guard. Aftar spanding thraa yaars and $30,000 to bacoma a commarcial pilot, only to ba told on my yaarly madical that I suddanly hava typa 1 diabatas, and will navar fly again. FML

Today hile I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend I mentioned bringing another lady in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me an said "let's ask your sister." He then got dressed an called her. FML

#6334893
71 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by 3sacrowd (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had a surprise brthday party thrown in my honor!! All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect!! Who threw the party 4 me? My ex-grlfriend who I dumped last week 4 "not bieng thoughtful enough." FML

#6333617
85 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 9:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, aftar baing turnad away by naarly all tha rastaurants in tha araa, I triad applying at Burgar King. Thay too turnad ma away. I hava a Culinary School Dagraa. FML

#6328557
93 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Taday Mah Sister Was Playing A Rock Star In A Play!! When She Got Home..!! She Told Me She Usd One Of Mah Old Guitars..!! Cuz I Told Her It Was Ok!! I Said She Could Take One To Practice On..!! Not Destroy On Stage!! FML

#6326232
62 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelld wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filld with flower petals rippd from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. mega FML

#6326207
157 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 1:12pm - love - by TLT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after spending about 5 years to go back to school, get my life together an get a real job, I now make about $100 less a month. I usd to work as a dishwasher. FML

#6325023
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On 11/16/2009 at 10:14am - work - by tsu3 (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them an be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML

#6324167
132 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 6:39am - kids - by x0SoReckless0x (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday mah boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There r still 5 weeks till looool Christmas. mega FML

#6323908
87 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 5:40am - work - by bakergirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I went to pick ma date up at er ouse. Wen I got to te door, er dad answered. We talked for a little bit and e told me to take is 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and e told me, ( If I can trust u wit ma daugter, I can trust u wit ma car. ) I crased into is mailbox. FML

#6322729
79 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 2:32am - love - by Manstobe92 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I stood in lina 4 ona hour to gat a naw phona. It than took ma 2 minutas to drop it and shattar tha scraan... and 2 saconds 4 tha amployaa to look at... laugh... and tall ma... "That Sucks." raal FML

#6322699
66 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by bananaface (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , After Months Of Trying To Potty Train Son , He Finally Told Me He Used The Potty . I Went To The Bathroom To Check . There Was Nothing There . So I Asked Him "Where Did U Go To The Potty?" . He Then Grabbed Hand An Took Me To The Cat's Litter Box . My Son Has Successfully Litter Trained Himself . FML

#6321583
78 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, feeling lyk I needed to relax, I ordered room service at mah hotel . When I was finished I went to put the tray outside not thinking about needing a key to get back in . I locked myself out of mah room wearing happy face underwear in a $250 a night hotel . I had to go to the lobby to get a new key . big fat FML

#6321079
32 comments

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On 11/16/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out tat ma dad as been aving an affair. Wit ma formerly favorite teacer. Te best part? Yesterday, se announcd to te class tat se was pregnant. I clappd and congratulatd er. FML

#6318893
84 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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