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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 May 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4643
  • Number of comments : 435
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24034) - you deserved it (2612)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I have to be at work with a smile on my face, whilst sitting next to the asshole that dumped me last week. FML

#1869
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21100) - you deserved it (4933)

On 01/20/2009 at 10:16am - work - by Heartbroken - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

#502
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I agree, your life sucks (5925) - you deserved it (32518)

On 12/12/2008 at 7:08am - animals - by Slaanesh - Sent from mobile version



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