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  • Birth Date : Monday 8 May 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23809) - you deserved it (2599)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I have to be at work with a smile on my face, whilst sitting next to the asshole that dumped me last week. FML

#1869
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19467) - you deserved it (4676)

On 01/20/2009 at 10:16am - work - by Heartbroken - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5888) - you deserved it (32348)

On 12/12/2008 at 7:08am - animals - by Slaanesh - Sent from mobile version



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