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blackwidowtaco
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 May 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4801
  • Number of comments : 462
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML

#17644217
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24394) - you deserved it (8284)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by tryingtobepretty101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML

#17633447
77 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 2:22am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

#17530831
142 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
240 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

#17361677
164 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
297 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

#17326829
96 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 12:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
227 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

#17266152
110 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

#17260985
159 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
294 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
255 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)



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