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Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Gothicbunnyx3 / 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by Cheap N Happy / 02/17/2012 at 4:44am / United States / Love
Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and my laundry stolen. FML
by Jeathrow / 02/16/2012 at 10:01am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/14/2012 at 7:39am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Silver_Samurai / 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm / Netherlands / Work
by Anonymous / 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
by Lickmylovepump / 01/18/2012 at 11:09pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by Jman6295 / 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Cpt Colin / 01/03/2012 at 2:17am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
by sigh / 12/21/2011 at 7:39am / United States / Transportation
Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
by dealingdave / 12/19/2011 at 7:24am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…