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blacksswan
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 554
  • Number of comments : 230
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About blacksswan : .Got my life planned.
.In the process of becoming a pharmacy technician (2 weeks left).
.Huge animal lover.
.Love music.

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Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7699) - you deserved it (53435)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59481) - you deserved it (6228)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I met my husband's old high school sweetheart. My mother-in-law introduced me to her as "one of my son's friends." We've been married for over eight years. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29556) - you deserved it (2112)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm - love - by minnEmouse (woman) - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

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304 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States



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