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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About blackrose84 : When life gives you lemons, keep them.

'Cause, hey. Free lemons.

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Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30273) - you deserved it (8039)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:41pm - health - by Winchesterlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28843) - you deserved it (10451)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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