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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3752
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About blackpuddle : I like penguins.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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blackpuddle's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

#5685391
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39471) - you deserved it (4181)

On 10/06/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by roomie487 - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my Dad sent me an e-mail wishing me a "Happy 21st Birthday, sweetheart!" The message went on and on about how much he loves and misses me and wishes we were closer, and can't believe how fast I'm growing up. I'm 23 and my birthday is in December. FML

#4203551
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51473) - you deserved it (2702)

On 08/01/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

#2796637
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83874) - you deserved it (23731)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

#2456065
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42471) - you deserved it (24850)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:46am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

#2069131
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19996) - you deserved it (51709)

On 05/19/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

#697530
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20123) - you deserved it (89218)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by superstar (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16491) - you deserved it (85723)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31906) - you deserved it (3236)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25044) - you deserved it (2663)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)



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