About blackpuddle : I like penguins.
blackpuddle's FML badges
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
blackpuddle's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm / United States (California) / Animals
by roomie487 / 10/06/2009 at 5:08pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
by hunnydoll / 08/17/2009 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my Dad sent me an e-mail wishing me a "Happy 21st Birthday, sweetheart!" The message went on and on about how much he loves and misses me and wishes we were closer, and can't believe how fast I'm growing up. I'm 23 and my birthday is in December. FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2009 at 9:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
by apav / 06/11/2009 at 7:52am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
by dearme / 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2009 at 2:46am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2009 at 12:08am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML
by superstar / 03/30/2009 at 2:18am / United States (Nebraska) / Work
by Mofisto / 02/15/2009 at 5:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by MoncaBang / 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by poisonhand / 01/14/2009 at 10:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love
- Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno… Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand.… Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a…