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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1494
  • Number of comments : 1109
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About blackonblight : Not much to say, diagnosed Aspergers Syndrome, depression, anxiety, social phobia, I'm a walking stereotype of the crazy girl who always has a book, almost never talks, and spends the day locked in her room with her cats.

Also cluster headaches.

Apparently evolution really doesn't want me reproducing.

That's fine, I'm asexual. Aromantic too. Still got the capacity for aesthetic appreciation, and I do melt over certain voices. I just have no desire to press my squishy bits against another's, nor do I feel like I need a significant other to be complete. I understand that it appeals to others, and that is fine. It is not for me.

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Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML


I agree, your life sucks (19900) - you deserved it (6534)

On 11/05/2015 at 4:15pm - love - by not my bf anymore - United States

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30078) - you deserved it (2058)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40302) - you deserved it (3577)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31696) - you deserved it (4458)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31051) - you deserved it (5288)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I volunteered to tutor a 17-year-old girl in science. I had to explain in detail of what the real Big Bang theory was, as she only knew about the show. Later, I heard I was reported by her because apparently, "I was trying to convert her to Scientology." I now know why she needed a tutor. FML

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43495) - you deserved it (5231)

On 08/22/2014 at 8:05am - work - by haileelouxxx (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58072) - you deserved it (7895)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:40am - love - by damn it rose (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML


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On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm and stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since my wife and I are expecting our first child, I should "get used to waking up at all hours." She calls my work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

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