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blackmisty

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 June 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 212
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About blackmisty : i'm awesome

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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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blackmisty's favorite FMLs

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

by steve-o / 11/02/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML

by j3r3zana16 / 10/31/2011 at 4:30am / Canada / Transportation

Today, I had a relaxing night watching movies with my room-mates. Everyone but I had a girl over to lie with during the movie. The closest I got all night was the multiple times my room-mate's dog tried to mount me. FML

by Hollywoodanonymous / 10/31/2011 at 2:57am / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy

Today, I learned that all of the anonymous Valentine's gifts I received throughout high school were sent out of pity by my sister. FML