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by steve-o / 11/02/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
by j3r3zana16 / 10/31/2011 at 4:30am / Canada / Transportation
Today, I had a relaxing night watching movies with my room-mates. Everyone but I had a girl over to lie with during the movie. The closest I got all night was the multiple times my room-mate's dog tried to mount me. FML
by Hollywoodanonymous / 10/31/2011 at 2:57am / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
by Mister_Triangle / 10/31/2011 at 2:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
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