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blackmisty
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 June 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 126
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22709) - you deserved it (2493)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML

#18119060
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5182) - you deserved it (32352)

On 10/31/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by j3r3zana16 (woman) - Canada

Today, I had a relaxing night watching movies with my room-mates. Everyone but I had a girl over to lie with during the movie. The closest I got all night was the multiple times my room-mate's dog tried to mount me. FML

#18118791
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21040) - you deserved it (2493)

On 10/31/2011 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Hollywoodanonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I learned that all of the anonymous Valentine's gifts I received throughout high school were sent out of pity by my sister. FML

#18118715
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24189) - you deserved it (2264)

On 10/31/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by Mister_Triangle - United States

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