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by Anonymous / 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by BaconLover / 10/28/2013 at 12:58am / Japan / Love
by BeautifulChaos27 / 09/17/2013 at 7:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents took my iPad back to the store and exchanged it for two cheap knock off tablets. Reason being my little brother threatened to run away because I had one and he didn't. I bought the iPad on my own after graduation. They kept the difference in price. FML
by evilmuffinlord / 06/18/2013 at 2:34am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by life insurance for 1 / 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by docwinters / 05/27/2013 at 8:39am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML
by Anonymous / 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Work
by disappointed dad / 05/19/2013 at 3:35am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/18/2013 at 3:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
by -1 friend / 05/17/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/01/2013 at 11:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…