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Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50416) - you deserved it (12957)

On 03/14/2009 at 4:55pm - money - by california (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363066) - you deserved it (401412)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML

#48184 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (50977) - you deserved it (2405)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (6018) - you deserved it (87532)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

#19635 (32)

I agree, your life sucks (25770) - you deserved it (1554)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (6901) - you deserved it (26783)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterward we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shake hands with ask "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

#13743 (45)

I agree, your life sucks (19395) - you deserved it (2493)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:02pm - misc - by ChoirGuy (man) - United States (California)