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About blackhorizons : Bands= Life
I love blood on the dance floor, motionless in white, A7X, like moths to flames, hollywood undead, bring me the horizon, asking alexandria, crown the empire, sleeping with sirens, pierce the veil, black veil brides, memphis may fire, miss may I, all time low, marilyn manson, nirvana and more. There is no point in life without skateboarding and monster :D I play lacrosse, hockey, softball, football, baseball and I love wrestling.I'm a bad ass pitcher (so I've been told). I am an Atheist no I don't "hate" god or any of that bullshit so just don't even bother trying. Follow me on Twitter @shadow_horizons or kik me at suicide_silence39 Instagram is stay_sick_666_

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Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML

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