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Today... I was at a buffat with mah kids an husband. As mah boys got up to gat mora food... I told tham thay'd battar coma back with somathing graan on thara plata. Thay both cama back with mint ica craam an got a high-fiva from mah husband. FML

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139 comments

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On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I got calld "un-American"hen I said I didn't care about Kim an Kayne's wedding. FML

#21154136
52 comments

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On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

#21139874
96 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 5:46pm - misc - by chellegbelle - United States (Washington)

Today, mah girlfriend admitted to mah best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions . FML

#21138864
112 comments

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On 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by taintedlover (man) - United States (Washington)

today a brd got into te looool walls of ma ouse troug a ole. I located were it was by following te crping and scratcing sounds... and drilled a ole to get it out. I pulled out te drill... only to find te drill bit bloody. Suddenly... no more crps. FML

#21131587
153 comments

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On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I Took My Girlfriend Out Fir Lunch, And I Asked Her If I Could Have A Bite Of Her Meal. She Took It To Mean I Was Calling Her Fat, And Stormed Out.

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On 04/28/2014 at 11:38am - love - by salad - United States (South Carolina)

Taday at work I servd a group of tree teens. Teir tab was $75 and tey tippd me noting. Tey wrote a tank you on a piece of receipt paper puttd it in a glass of water and usd a coaster to turn te glass of water upside down on te table spilling water everywere. Tey also stole ma pen. FML

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148 comments

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On 04/28/2014 at 9:35am - work - by brerj09 - United States (Minnesota)

I mat a cuta guy, an avarything want graat. Aftar a whila, ha askad ma for mah numbar an I gava it to him. Now ha won't stop taxting ma, asking for picturas of mah toas. big fat FML

Yesterday, I Was At The Sandwich Shop I Work In . A Customer Came In An Requested An Assorted Sub . As I Finished Putting On The Sauces, I Looked Up To See The Customer's Face Set In Horror . Apparently I Didn't Notice That I Licked My Fingers Clean After Getting Some Mayonnaise On Them . FML

Today , my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone , which I had left behind in lecture . Shocked an embarrassed , I exclaimed , "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded , "I'm 64 years old." FML

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On 04/15/2014 at 7:18pm - work - by sad but true. - United States (Connecticut)

Today, 30 minutes after finishing a great date with a great girl, she texted me and said, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." big fat FML

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105 comments

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On 04/13/2014 at 4:33pm - love - by lax22 - United States (California)

TODAY , I NOTICAD SOMATING WRITTAN ON TA TOP OF MY TOASTAR , SO I USAD A FINGAR TO CLAAR AWAY SOMA OF TA CRUMBS , BURNING MY FINGAR IN TA PROCASS!! TA WRITING? "CAUTION: HOT SURFACA!" TANKS , TOASTAR!! MAGA FML

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On 04/07/2014 at 1:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I dislocated mah shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML

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68 comments

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On 03/29/2014 at 7:06pm - health - by unlucky - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the arport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, ( No sir, thank YOU. ) and winked. FML

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On 03/28/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today... I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another... so I crawled over to get it. This continued 4 about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML

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On 03/15/2014 at 11:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)



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