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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 January 1999 (15 years)
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Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36309) - you deserved it (10580)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by hatecolin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML

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On 08/04/2009 at 4:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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