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Town/Country : Hoover, United States
Title : Mister
Birth Date : Thursday 25 April 1991 (20 years)
Number of visits : 3802
Number of comments : 12
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About blabbermouth26 : ehh...my life sucks

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Today, I found out I'm balding faster than my dad. I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks (43745) - you deserved it (1835)

On 07/15/2009 at 4:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML

I agree, your life sucks (8947) - you deserved it (31705)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:42am - love - by dork - United States (Florida)

Today, I got marinara sauce on my new white shirt. I went in my desk for my Tide-To-Go pen and started using it on the spot. Turns out orange highlighters look a lot like Tide-To-Go pens when you don't look closely enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks (13047) - you deserved it (32611)

On 06/26/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by Saucy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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