[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

blaaaaakely

Search for a member

blaaaaakely
  • Town/Country : Houston, Texas, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 March 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 3708
  • Number of comments : 254
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About blaaaaakely : Hello, I'm Blake. I'm young, vegetarian (for the past three years), and ALL I DO IS PARTY (and occasionally comment on FML, haha). I live in Houston and most of my comments on here are stupid, but that sure as heck won't stop me from posting!

No, I don't want to chat on MSN. No, I will not tell you which part of Houston I live in. Don't be creepy. Otherwise, I'm pretty friendly :>

Some bands I like: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Brand New, The Mars Volta, Portugal. The Man, Minus the Bear, Ratatat, Vampire Weekend, Matt and Kim, and Cursive
That's just in case you were interested, of course, which I'm sure you weren't :P

Drop me a personal message if you have something interesting to say!

blaaaaakely's last visitors

BobissmallFreezeJaxroegamagecrazyin321banana_buddykmwis_00the_flirtt

blaaaaakely's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

blaaaaakely's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (30848) - you deserved it (6136)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

#8519480 (475)

I agree, your life sucks (32131) - you deserved it (1945)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591 (284)

I agree, your life sucks (11225) - you deserved it (3845)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

#7916627 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (20066) - you deserved it (4492)

On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320 (459)

I agree, your life sucks (137100) - you deserved it (19620)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167983) - you deserved it (51068)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (529)

I agree, your life sucks (141739) - you deserved it (53044)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)