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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 March 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4404
  • Number of comments : 254
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About blaaaaakely : Hello, I'm Blake. I'm young, vegetarian (for the past three years), and ALL I DO IS PARTY (and occasionally comment on FML, haha). I live in Houston and most of my comments on here are stupid, but that sure as heck won't stop me from posting!

No, I don't want to chat on MSN. No, I will not tell you which part of Houston I live in. Don't be creepy. Otherwise, I'm pretty friendly :>

Some bands I like: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Brand New, The Mars Volta, Portugal. The Man, Minus the Bear, Ratatat, Vampire Weekend, Matt and Kim, and Cursive
That's just in case you were interested, of course, which I'm sure you weren't :P

Drop me a personal message if you have something interesting to say!

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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40943) - you deserved it (8451)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18761) - you deserved it (5945)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

#7916627
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27530) - you deserved it (6175)

On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
509 comments

I agree, your life sucks (240439) - you deserved it (82292)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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