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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 February 1996 (18 years)
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About bl182gdnimrod : I love Green Day! And all punk music. I'm sexually attracted to BIllie Joe Armstrong. Judge me. My names Sami (or Bam) and I'm SUPER weird. I love my boyfriend BJ (his name is Brandon) more than anything!!! Well, bananas smell good, and that's all, folks!

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Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

#18622607
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8513) - you deserved it (39726)

On 12/27/2011 at 3:30am - health - by dumbbb - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

#18622052
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6947) - you deserved it (48269)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

#18622040
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36714) - you deserved it (9345)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

#18620237
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26765) - you deserved it (2052)

On 12/26/2011 at 11:21pm - health - by Sophie - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I got punched in the face by a drunk because I couldn't give him any cigarettes. I don't smoke. FML

#18619615
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25292) - you deserved it (2257)

On 12/26/2011 at 10:15pm - misc - by Jbs4lf (man) - Belgium

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

#18619223
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21237) - you deserved it (2539)

On 12/26/2011 at 9:24pm - kids - by Peter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

#18617290
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7901) - you deserved it (34916)

On 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML

#18617176
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25320) - you deserved it (3837)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

#18343392
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31671) - you deserved it (3984)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Jessie - United States

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47137) - you deserved it (2781)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML

#12087035
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32475) - you deserved it (3265)

On 07/24/2010 at 3:59pm - animals - by Whateversz (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I had to explain to my father why most of the bar was giving him dirty looks at a concert. His air guitar motions made it look like he was jacking off under the table. FML

#4921457
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34585) - you deserved it (2567)

On 08/30/2009 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Embarassed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

#2626905
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41383) - you deserved it (19312)

On 06/05/2009 at 9:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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