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About bl182gdnimrod : I love Green Day! And all punk music. I'm sexually attracted to BIllie Joe Armstrong. Judge me. My names Sami (or Bam) and I'm SUPER weird. I love my boyfriend BJ (his name is Brandon) more than anything!!! Well, bananas smell good, and that's all, folks!
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Monday 1 September 2014