Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 602
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

bkr009's page activity

Visits<b></b> - the 01/24/2011 at 4:09pm<b>aback</b> - the 06/15/2009 at 2:46pm

bkr009's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

bkr009's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning and thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56310) - you deserved it (8426)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47028) - you deserved it (10301)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by anonymous1 - United States (California)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML


I agree, your life sucks (101396) - you deserved it (21600)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: