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Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning an thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML

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On 06/13/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, mah sister an I got fittd fir bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off mah bright pink thong an left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman cummd out of the room holding mah thong. She had trid it on. FML

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On 06/13/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by anonymous1 - United States (California)

my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)



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