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Today, I Had A Job Interview . The Only Moment I Impressd The Interviewer Was When I Talkd About Drama . He Startd To Talk About A Play I Hadn't Seen, But I Decidd To Agree On Everything He Was Saying . Suddenly He Said, "the Play Doesn't Actually Exist." I Silently Left The Room . FML

#17912138
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On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out te ligts and got into bed. I'm 20 yeres old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. mega FML

#17911621
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On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

TODAY, AT FOOTBALL PRACTICE, A 200LB LINEMAN ENDED UP LANDING ON MY STOMACH !! THE WIEGHT MADE ME SHIT MYSELF !! MY NEW NICKNAME IS "MUDDBUTT" !! FAT FML

#17880531
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On 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm - misc - by FirstStringQB - United States (California)

as I was walking home from school with mah guy friends, mah dad pulld up by the sidewalk, offerd me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he startd laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school . FML

#17874410
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I was sant homa from work aarly cuz of structural issuas. I walkd in on mah unamployd boyfriand cuddling anothar woman on tha couch. Whan I confrontd tham , ha fraakd out and kapt trying to convinca ma that I was draaming. I don't know what I avar saw in this losar. raal FML

#17811701
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On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

TODAY I WAS AT WAL-MART WALKING AROUND WHEN I SLIPPED ON SOME WATER AND TWISTED MY ANKLE. AS I WAS GETTING UP A MAN COMES UP TO ME AND SAID ( THERE'S SOME WATER ON THE FLOOR WATCH OUT. ) FML

#17770342
117 comments

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On 09/18/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by yeahhhhhommmie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . I was brutally run ovar by a man in a whaalchair . FML

#17757817
129 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY , THE HILLBILLIE WHO INHABIT THE APARTMENT ABOVE MINE GOT KARAOKE MACHINE!! IT'S 1 AM AND THEY'RE SINGING ACHY BREAKY HEART!! FML

#17715363
158 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

TODAY, I WAS ON THE TOILET AT WORK !! AFTER A VERY LOUD AND VERY SMELLY SESSION, I WAITED UNTIL THE OTHER STALL HAD BEEN VACATED TO KEEP MAH ANONYMITY !! AS I LEANT FORWARD FOR SOME TOILET ROLL, MAH ID FELL OUT OF MAH POCKET AND INTO THE NEXT STALL !! WHEN I CUMMED OUT, IT WAS FACE UP NEAR THE SINK !! FML

#17678479
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On 09/06/2011 at 4:06am - work - by Shamed - United Kingdom

Today... I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I WENT TO A BASEBALL GAME . ON THE WAY IN, I MANAGED TO TRIP AND GET STUCK IN THE TURNSTILE . IT TOOK FIVE MINUTES OF FLAILING AND TWISTING AROUND IN FRONT OF HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE BEFORE I MANAGED TO PULL MYSELF OUT . FML

#17646290
42 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at work, mah boss stared at me from behindhile I made hand gestures an noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

#17642045
100 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Yesterday, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center . At one point I decided to play "got yur nose" with one of the kids . It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face . I got his nose.. . his prosthetic nose .

#17629318
194 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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