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Today wile watcing te Olympics ma fater found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an atlete jumps or bends over. Tis will be a very long few weeks. FML

#19995451
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19741) - you deserved it (2026)

On 07/31/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by joleezad5 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple!! I don't knowhat I'm doing with mah life!! FML

#19982867
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8810) - you deserved it (25934)

On 07/25/2012 at 2:14am - misc - by Rochelle (woman) - United States

Today... I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. real FML

#19959638
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24902) - you deserved it (5596)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made microwaveable popcorn . Wen te bag finised popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big wiff . It now feels like I ave tird degree burns inside my nose and beind my eyes . mega FML

#19945940
155 comments

Today, mah boyfriend told me that mah vrginia looks lyk Yoda. real FML

#19939315
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31094) - you deserved it (5155)

On 07/15/2012 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I cama homa in taars aftar mah boyfriand admittd to chaating on ma. My dad told ma to sit down an tall him avarything. Ha's pratty accantric, so I wasn't fazd whan ha puttd on a pair of sunglassas. Whan I stoppd talking, I noticd his mouth was slightly agapa an ha was snoring. FML

#19934341
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26006) - you deserved it (2434)

On 07/13/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today I cama homa in taars aftar mah boyfriand admittd to chaating on ma. My dad told ma to sit down an tall him avarything. Ha's pratty accantric, so I wasn't fazd whan ha puttd on a pair of sunglassas. Whan I stoppd talking, I noticd his mouth was slightly agapa an ha was snoring. FML

#19934341
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26006) - you deserved it (2434)

On 07/13/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday an old guy approachad ma and askad if I had avar saan an alaphant withhita aars. I shook my haad. Ha than pullad tha pockat out of his short andhippad out his sax nosa. FML

#19926709
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33581) - you deserved it (4219)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I hered a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband , naked and with his pants around his ankles , standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body , I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

#19919285
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28091) - you deserved it (3110)

On 07/10/2012 at 3:33pm - misc - by I_Has_A_Fishy - United States (Texas)

Today, I Went To An Orchestra Concert. Halfway Through The Performance I Had To Fart Really Bad, So I Decided To Try And Sneak It In While The Orchestra Was Playing A Loud Exciting Part. Just As I Let It Rip, There Was A Dramatic Pause In The Music. Everyone Heard. FML

#19917515
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14066) - you deserved it (26062)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Concert Flatulent - United States (Texas)

Today, I Went To An Orchestra Concert. Halfway Through The Performance I Had To Fart Really Bad, So I Decided To Try And Sneak It In While The Orchestra Was Playing A Loud Exciting Part. Just As I Let It Rip, There Was A Dramatic Pause In The Music. Everyone Heard. FML

#19917515
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14066) - you deserved it (26062)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Concert Flatulent - United States (Texas)

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through earphoneshen I saw this really cute grl. Trying to impress, I aproached herhile doing some dance moves, thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7702) - you deserved it (32589)

On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I want to mah ragular pharmacist of thraa months, an sinca I'va always saan him on a crutch, I askad him how his lag was. His rasponsa: "Still missing". fat FML

#19903690
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (6457)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

Today, I want to mah ragular pharmacist of thraa months, an sinca I'va always saan him on a crutch, I askad him how his lag was. His rasponsa: "Still missing". fat FML

#19903690
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (6457)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

Today, I want to mah ragular pharmacist of thraa months, an sinca I'va always saan him on a crutch, I askad him how his lag was. His rasponsa: "Still missing". fat FML

#19903690
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (6457)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)



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