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bjr1208

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  • Number of visits : 8705
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bjr1208 : If your seeing this you are a creeper. I don't give a fuck about what you call me. "arguing on the Internet is like running a race at the special olympics, if you win, your still retarded"

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bjr1208's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

#17842672
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38540) - you deserved it (5195)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by faded as shit - United States

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46983) - you deserved it (4749)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

#17817623
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29841) - you deserved it (2816)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36130) - you deserved it (4344)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

#17794409
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44677) - you deserved it (5269)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

#17790312
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43259) - you deserved it (2546)

On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

#17786349
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35804) - you deserved it (8705)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55449) - you deserved it (6604)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60156) - you deserved it (5933)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36761) - you deserved it (18329)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

#17773363
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9212) - you deserved it (49069)

On 09/18/2011 at 4:17pm - animals - by shithead (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33865) - you deserved it (8838)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (5058)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (5058)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (5058)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)



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