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  • Number of visits : 8715
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bjr1208 : If your seeing this you are a creeper. I don't give a fuck about what you call me. "arguing on the Internet is like running a race at the special olympics, if you win, your still retarded"

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bjr1208's favorite FMLs

Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML

#17962463
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32560) - you deserved it (3398)

On 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by dinosaucer - United States (Delaware)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

#17960202
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37422) - you deserved it (8771)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML

#17958984
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34819) - you deserved it (8323)

On 10/11/2011 at 10:22am - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that the redneck, hick, abusive family that my co-workers always joke about is my family. FML

#17958563
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27683) - you deserved it (3779)

On 10/11/2011 at 7:52am - work - by anon - United States

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30842) - you deserved it (2461)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

#17934010
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61930) - you deserved it (3993)

On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

#17934010
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61930) - you deserved it (3993)

On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

#17934010
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61930) - you deserved it (3993)

On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, on my way to work I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML

#17885184
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30275) - you deserved it (8659)

On 10/02/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

#17874852
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33526) - you deserved it (3284)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML

#17858787
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27618) - you deserved it (2454)

On 09/28/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by AngrySon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

#17857316
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18719) - you deserved it (54987)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38768) - you deserved it (12599)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13808) - you deserved it (34152)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)



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