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About bjr1208 : If your seeing this you are a creeper. I don't give a fuck about what you call me. "arguing on the Internet is like running a race at the special olympics, if you win, your still retarded"

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Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49066) - you deserved it (8029)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (78034) - you deserved it (11660)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (310735) - you deserved it (30918)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

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