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  • Number of visits : 7210
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bjr1208 : If your seeing this you are a creeper. I don't give a fuck about what you call me. "arguing on the Internet is like running a race at the special olympics, if you win, your still retarded"

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bjr1208's favorite FMLs

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51824) - you deserved it (12336)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45719) - you deserved it (7609)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76341) - you deserved it (11408)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (296951) - you deserved it (28442)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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