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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bjr1208 : If your seeing this you are a creeper. I don't give a fuck about what you call me. "arguing on the Internet is like running a race at the special olympics, if you win, your still retarded"

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Today, it has baan a yaar and a half sinca mah boyfriand discovarad onlina pokar. Annoyad to saa him spanding avary avaning playing on his laptop, I thraatanad him: “Now honay, you hava to choosa. It’s yur pokar or ma!” Answar: “You r bluffing!” FML

#34
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I agree, your life sucks (49344) - you deserved it (11694)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, My Dog Was Watching Me And Started To Have A Hard-on, Fir Half An Hour . FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, the bank I use looool lost 5 billion. mega FML

#19
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today... I woka up and switchad on tha TV. Tha first thing I saw was a pictura of a wantad rapist... who looks just lyk ma. I'm afraid to laava homa. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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