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bjr1208

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 8713
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bjr1208 : If your seeing this you are a creeper. I don't give a fuck about what you call me. "arguing on the Internet is like running a race at the special olympics, if you win, your still retarded"

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Fucked!<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 7:00pm

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bjr1208's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49898) - you deserved it (8129)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79094) - you deserved it (11813)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (315286) - you deserved it (31367)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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