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  • Number of visits : 6123
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bjr1208 : If your seeing this you are a creeper. I don't give a fuck about what you call me. "arguing on the Internet is like running a race at the special olympics, if you win, your still retarded"

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bjr1208's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 yeres I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 yeres I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

I bought weed 4 the frst time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

I have done enough trials to confrm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

#18233744
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40894) - you deserved it (3995)

On 11/13/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by unlucky - United States

Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.

#18227248
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.

#18227248
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I was watcing wrestling videos on YouTube,en my little broter walked in. Later, my little broter told my parents tat I was watcing naked men on my computer. Tey won't stop tinking tat I was watcing gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29738) - you deserved it (6800)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY MY BUDDY TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO GET AN HIV TEST AT THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT. WITHOUT THINKING, I TOLD HIM TO "THINK POSITIVE". FML

#18216431
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29268) - you deserved it (7557)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

TODAY, IT WAS SO COLD TAT I AD TO PUT SLIPPERS OVER MY SLIPPERS . FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23172) - you deserved it (5676)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startld and ped all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30004) - you deserved it (22267)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah dad made me quit mah online school classes an go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag!! FML

#18201929
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34418) - you deserved it (5288)

On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my girlfriend an I had dinner at my boss's house!! Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend cummd to me with a desperate look in her eyes!! Apparently, she took a dump, cloggd the toilet, an it floodd!! I took the hit 4 her, an now my boss think I'm a jackass!! FML

#18198987
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36857) - you deserved it (3998)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:59am - love - by kdeeeceee - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY SOON TO BE EX-HUSBAND IS GOING TO BE A FATHER. WE SPENT OUR ENTIRE MARRIAGE UNSUCCESSFULLY TRYING FIR A BABY. THE MOTHER OF HIS UNBORN CHILD ISN'T HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND, BUT SOMEONE ELSE HE WAS CHEATING ON HER WITH. OUR DIVORCE ISN'T EVEN FINALIZD YET. FML

#18184829
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35311) - you deserved it (2915)

On 11/07/2011 at 3:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance , so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in mah drection , so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts , and the next thing I know , I'm running for mah life from three bald , shrtless , six-packed thugs. FML

#18159887
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13792) - you deserved it (33724)

On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me . I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood . She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care . FML

#18150713
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42427) - you deserved it (3817)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States



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