Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

bjnono001

Offline (one hour ago) | Search for a member

bjnono001

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 683
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

bjnono001's page activity

Visits<b>SMHsohard</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:47pm<b>drshn</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 7:04pm<b>dcisecurite</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 12:37am<b>TML329</b> - the 12/23/2012 at 10:30pm

bjnono001's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

See all of bjnono001's badges

bjnono001's favorite FMLs

TADAY I WAS SKATING WITH MAH FRIENDS AND I DECIDD TO GO TO THE GAS STATION TO GET A PACK OF CIGS. THE LAST THING I REMEMBER HEARING WAS "LOOK OUT!" I AM NOW WITH TWENTY STITCHES CUZ SOME IDIOT BET HE COULD THROW A BRICK FARTHER THAN ANOTHER GUY. REAL FML

#3522499
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53953) - you deserved it (8325)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, I had sex with this guy who I like very much . As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill . So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him . He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he point behind me, my mom watched the whole thing . FML

#3143292
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25135) - you deserved it (68254)

On 06/23/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by wastedlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma an I told him about tha AnimaCon I'm attanding, an that I wantad to go as Sailor Mars, ha told ma ha had no idaahat that was. Aftar baing mad for about tan minutas, I raalizad that I wantad to braak up with him ovar not knowinghat Sailor Moon was. FML

#3108036
510 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10742) - you deserved it (78469)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

today I finishd the run fir a play in which I playd a gay man . Now that all the performances are over.. . I have kissd a man more times in life than I have kissd a woman . I'm straight . FML

#2963863
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49108) - you deserved it (9413)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States

TODAY, MAH GIRLFRIEND WAS SICK SO I TOOK HER 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER OUT TO EAT !! HALF-WAY THROUGH OUR "DATE" SHE ASKS ME LOUDLY "CAN WE GO BACK TO THE CAR NOW AN TAKE OUR CLOTHS OFF?" APPARENTLY SHE MEANT HER TOY DOG'S CLOTHES !! FACE BURNING, WE LEFT A HALF LAUGHING/HALF GLARING CROWD BEHIND !! FML

#1962553
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44115) - you deserved it (2860)

On 05/15/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by BigBadTron (man) - United States (Utah)

TODAY, I WAS AT THE BEACH AN FELL ASLEEP IN THE SUN!! WHEN I WOKE UP, THERE WAS A BLOB OF SUNSCREEN ON MY LEG!! THINKING IT WAS MY BOYFRIEND WHO WAS SWEET ENOUGH TO SQUEEZE SUNSCREEN 4 ME, I RUBBD IT INTO MY LEG!! AFTER SMELLING MY HANDS, I DISCOVERD IT WAS BIRD POOP!! FML

#1339602
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45035) - you deserved it (16233)

On 04/25/2009 at 11:10pm - animals - by poopedon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday I was talking to a guy I met online and have known 4 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield MO. FML

#966789
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30006) - you deserved it (88069)

On 04/14/2009 at 9:45am - love - by oxbbabexo (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted mah number. He said, "Um, no buthat r u eating? It looks really good" FML

#670430
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44614) - you deserved it (19881)

On 03/28/2009 at 10:14pm - misc - by Samantha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower an hitting the insanely high notes . My father ran into the bathroom an threw open the shower door, screaming . He thought I was wailing in pain . FML

#179032
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17836) - you deserved it (43330)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by legit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was recordd a video 4 my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressd 4 a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticd I hadn't postd it. A few minute later I startd getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

#154846
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17388) - you deserved it (46634)

On 02/27/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by paige (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY... I RETURNED HOME FROM COLLEGE AND SAW A FRAMED PICTURE OF MY PARENTS AND MY YOUNGER SISTER ON AN ELEPHANT IN AN EXOTIC JUNGLE. I POINTED TO THE PICTURE AND ASKED MY MOM... "IS THIS SOME PHOTOSHOP JOB?" SHE RESPONDED... "NO... WE WENT TO THAILAND FIR A FAMILY TRIP... DIDN'T WE TELL YOU?" MEGA FML

#86332
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70941) - you deserved it (3287)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life !! My best friend comes over and inform me that I had sex looool with my grlfriend's two best friend last night !! Awesome! Then I realizd her best friend are guys !! FML

#4044
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9658) - you deserved it (45323)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have been reading Fml for 12 hours . FML

#4028
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39412) - you deserved it (14606)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today... my parent told me that they receivd a letter from a prison. looool Being curiou they opend it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parent think I date felons. FML

#3360
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19061) - you deserved it (2304)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by K Holed - United States (New York)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: