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bjnono001's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30938) - you deserved it (19980) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways. We were taking pictures of what we thought to be a waxwork old lady. Turns out she was real. FML

#13138405
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21614) - you deserved it (8912)

On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

#12997934
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6945) - you deserved it (55205)

On 09/11/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML

#12899907
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31411) - you deserved it (12385)

On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML

#12641347
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22529) - you deserved it (27189)

On 08/20/2010 at 5:51am - intimacy - by pathetic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67470) - you deserved it (8265)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45441) - you deserved it (4071)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML

#7313785
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5851) - you deserved it (44641)

On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML

#7122357
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9469) - you deserved it (60568)

On 01/03/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML

#6117794
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42642) - you deserved it (3269)

On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

#5820033
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8971) - you deserved it (41708)

On 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

#5395665
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45451) - you deserved it (6618)

On 09/21/2009 at 4:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on the phone with my mother making arrangements to go to a dinner tonight where I will be honored for my political activism. She made it clear she's only going for me, and does NOT support the gay rights group that is putting the dinner on. I was planning on coming out after dinner. FML

#4391882
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42872) - you deserved it (7095)

On 08/08/2009 at 7:59pm - misc - by acorn (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36380) - you deserved it (95682)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)



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