Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

bjm94

Search for a member

bjm94
  • Town/Country : Fairbanks, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 526
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About bjm94 : AK is where the heart is
#the choices you make today effect the future we hope for.
#fxck with it.

bjm94's last visitors

FreezeLink_AsrielRedPillSucksjesusjammiesroverboy1337

bjm94's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

bjm94's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting to speak to a customer service salesman in a store. To pass time, I was playing with a rubber band. The rubber band shot off and hit the salesman smack in the face. FML

#12944267
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7918) - you deserved it (22137)

On 09/07/2010 at 1:53am - health - by slingshot - United States

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

#12933577
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8917) - you deserved it (31343)

On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

#12926382
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29121) - you deserved it (2888)

On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Bénédicte's Illustrated FML
  • "If drawing stuff is the food of love, then get a better pencil." That's not a real expression, I just made it up because I needed a good opening line. It's not even that good of an opening line, but…

Thursday 10 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: