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About bjm94 : AK is where the heart is
#the choices you make today effect the future we hope for.
#fxck with it.

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Today, I was waiting to speak to a customer service salesman in a store. To pass time, I was playing with a rubber band. The rubber band shot off and hit the salesman smack in the face. FML

#12944267
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8613) - you deserved it (23561)

On 09/07/2010 at 1:53am - health - by slingshot - United States

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

#12933577
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I agree, your life sucks (9766) - you deserved it (33610)

On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

#12926382
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32829) - you deserved it (3182)

On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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