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bjhhjh

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bjhhjh

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8954
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About bjhhjh : French canadian that lives In California. Hockey and traveling are my life. If anyone wants to chat, feel free to kik me @bjhhjh

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:43am<b>Toutejulie</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 12:58pm<b>Stephers_</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 9:08pm<b>0XBlazeX0</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 11:22pm<b>firelegend</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 2:33pm<b>LizetteBerenice</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 5:28am<b>haley_alena</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 9:42pm<b>izkiz</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 3:45pm<b>rclore</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 9:17pm<b>BingerGitch</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 6:01pm<b>lizzy021</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 10:45pm<b>Ditagein</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 10:58am<b>PleasantDino</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 12:57pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 10:01am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 7:11pm<b>hewbzy</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 11:13pm<b>Wormie14</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 2:27pm<b>ihaveasushicat</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 12:52am

Fucked!<b>rclore</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 3:17am<b>Stephers_</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 8:57pm<b>devo_shaw</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 4:19am<b>kaya1001</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 10:31pm<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 3:32am

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bjhhjh's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML

#21457397
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36296) - you deserved it (1554)

On 08/18/2015 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML

#21456522
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21517) - you deserved it (1720)

On 08/15/2015 at 11:16pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

#21399850
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33779) - you deserved it (3410)

On 04/26/2015 at 4:19am - love - by fuck you (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML

Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML

#21395495
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31366) - you deserved it (2119)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:15pm - health - by khaoslife - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32495) - you deserved it (4940)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly 6 minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML

#21393865
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31445) - you deserved it (3687)

On 04/15/2015 at 12:17am - kids - by mommylife (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML

#21393183
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29114) - you deserved it (2888)

On 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML

#21390720
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33387) - you deserved it (1815)

On 04/09/2015 at 3:38pm - work - by PrettySureItsReal - United States (Missouri)

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17606) - you deserved it (32935)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

#21389569
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33109) - you deserved it (5099)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML

#21389247
106 comments


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