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bjhhjh

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6224
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About bjhhjh : French canadian that lives In California. Hockey and traveling are my life. If anyone wants to chat, feel free to kik me @bjhhjh

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bjhhjh's favorite FMLs

2day I had mah first therapy session fir the issues causd by trying to please mah overbearing, paranoid, self-centrd mother. The first thing she did after we startd driving home? Ranting at me an demanding to know if I'd been "talking shit" about her to mah therapist FML

#21382942
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24526) - you deserved it (1762)

On 03/28/2015 at 11:50am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today , I fell asleep in class.. . And woke up hour later . My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to seehat mah face would be like waking up to a new class .

#21382364
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24036) - you deserved it (15042)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, a coworker jokingly notd that mah signature looks like "Pedo" . I couldn't see it that way, so I askd some other people 4 thier opinion . They confessd they'd always thought it lookd like "Pedo", but never said anything . My name is Peele . I've been signing it off as Pedo 4 10 yeres . FML

#21381199
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26143) - you deserved it (3186)

On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today... I got fired 4 aving a visible tattoo on ma neck. Te tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I ad 2 monts ago. Te same one paid 4 by ma employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML

#21381191
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30762) - you deserved it (1864)

On 03/25/2015 at 8:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was doing homework an I had mah leg bent in a funny position . When I stood up, mah hip dislocated . It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced . When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated mah hip doing calculus . FML

#21381072
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27104) - you deserved it (2761)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I ad to sit in a tree-seat truck between my dad an is best friend on a 4-our trip to Detroit. It was great, besides tere incessant crude jokes an stories, including cafing ball sacks, an naming tere new radio station, "Cicks Wit Dicks Radio." FML

#21380298
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23240) - you deserved it (2287)

On 03/23/2015 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36207) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32193) - you deserved it (6511)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27109) - you deserved it (2059)

On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Yesterday, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find wat I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was lyk a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25608) - you deserved it (3090)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs costhen mah German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130) - you deserved it (9710)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today , I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

#21373013
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30883) - you deserved it (2498)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:23am - work - by musicteacher - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her ( Hey... is this Stephanie? ) I got response saying ( Sorry bro... I looool know how you feel... she did the same thing to me. ) FML

#21371084
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20) - you deserved it (2477)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

#21369995
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26023) - you deserved it (8222)

On 03/07/2015 at 3:14pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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