About bjhhjh : French canadian that lives In California. Hockey and traveling are my life. If anyone wants to chat, feel free to kik me @bjhhjh
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bjhhjh's favorite FMLs
Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2015 at 12:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 11:16pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by fuck you / 04/26/2015 at 4:19am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by queengarmin / 04/25/2015 at 4:42pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML
by cookies1616 / 04/22/2015 at 11:50pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML
by khaoslife / 04/17/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health
by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy
by caseyl / 04/15/2015 at 9:42am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous
by mommylife / 04/15/2015 at 12:17am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by anon / 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm / United States / Intimacy
by PrettySureItsReal / 04/09/2015 at 3:38pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML
by S to the HIT / 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm / United States (California) / Work
by NotDying / 04/08/2015 at 8:26am / United States (California) / Health
by burnswhenipee / 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by stitchesgirl12 / 04/07/2015 at 12:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
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