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bjhhjh

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 2032
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About bjhhjh : French canadian that lives In California. Hockey and traveling are my life. If anyone wants to chat, feel free to kik me @bjhhjh

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bjhhjh's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML

#21207207
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42280) - you deserved it (14766)

On 07/12/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by Workhorse - United States (Ohio)

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

#21205823
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48462) - you deserved it (6392)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

#21203004
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39117) - you deserved it (4825)

On 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm - animals - by Jack00412 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML

#21201129
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38372) - you deserved it (3507)

On 07/06/2014 at 11:39pm - work - by notoneatall - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

#21200981
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43020) - you deserved it (4931)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML

#21200725
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47609) - you deserved it (5314)

On 07/06/2014 at 4:27pm - misc - by ILOVELEDZEPPELIN - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML

#21200603
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41940) - you deserved it (3917)

On 07/06/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by idiot bro (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

#21199713
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45614) - you deserved it (14119)

On 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Rowansgonnarow -

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

#21199559
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43957) - you deserved it (6766)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML

#21199181
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48679) - you deserved it (4631)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:40am - kids - by umerin - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was on the internet playing a game. I have a speech impediment, and the guy running it told me to get off his server for making fun of disabled people. FML

#21199175
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45045) - you deserved it (3761)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:37am - misc - by Wow (man) - United States (California)

Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML

#21198613
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37535) - you deserved it (3972)

On 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm - kids - by neryc (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, on my first day as a lifeguard, a man had a heart attack in the pool. I jumped in, pulled him out, and even went to the hospital with him. He seemed genuinely offended, saying "You should've let me die." FML

#21198585
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42761) - you deserved it (2974)

On 07/04/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML

#21197788
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47651) - you deserved it (5995)

On 07/03/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by AJL - United States



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