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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10855
  • Number of comments : 2169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 48 posted

About bizarre_ftw : I'm: unusual, nuts, crazy in the best of ways, a seasoned mistake maker, too curious for my own good, and outside the box to the point of being in a different reality

My skills include but are not limited to: glass blowing and molding, painting, acting, writing, a little bit of modeling, giving massages, running in heels, drawing, cherry stem tying with my highly skilled tongue, pool/billiards, swimming, talking, cooking, etc..

Skills I plan to have: skydiving, cage diving, contortionism, knife throwing, and so much more

I love sharks, I plan to be a marine biologist, I have an hourglass figure, a near perfect hip to waist ratio (bragging is good for the soul, or at least ego, I have no soul, I sold it for lunch last week ^_^)
- i'm tattooed, fear me

I love all intellectual and artistic pursuits, and meeting people

I'm either funny or I fail miserably (which in its own right is funny) i'm good either way.

Email: oceanchild116@yahoo.com ... Let's see what happens :)

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bizarre_ftw's favorite FMLs

Today.. . during a text conversation with a grl I've been trying to get with.. . she complained about how crummy of a day she was having . I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought.. . and she would probably get it over it soon . Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered . FML

#94362
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46770) - you deserved it (12019)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:30am - love - by schellbytheseashore (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY... I RETURNED HOME FROM COLLEGE AND SAW A FRAMED PICTURE OF MY PARENTS AND MY YOUNGER SISTER ON AN ELEPHANT IN AN EXOTIC JUNGLE. I POINTED TO THE PICTURE AND ASKED MY MOM... "IS THIS SOME PHOTOSHOP JOB?" SHE RESPONDED... "NO... WE WENT TO THAILAND FIR A FAMILY TRIP... DIDN'T WE TELL YOU?" MEGA FML

#86332
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70941) - you deserved it (3287)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filld with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just did, this is 4 after the funeral. mega FML

#52207
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39286) - you deserved it (9735)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by KMKWEEN (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... as I sat on my couch heretbroken from a very recent breakup... my mother walked up to me and in a very comforting voice said... "maybe he left u for someone else." FML

#45956
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40971) - you deserved it (2004)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:51am - misc - by too bad so sad (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted "No, that can't be normal." FML

#23429
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37829) - you deserved it (2540)

On 02/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by Casper (man) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I drove my grlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents hered the crash and cummd down, we were both still nakd and she was unconscious. FML

#18143
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86932) - you deserved it (18181)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot fir my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone calld in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

#4312
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25841) - you deserved it (2802)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I trid to befriend te lonely boyo sits at te end of table at lunc. He always sleeps or does omework during lunc. I walkd over to im, trippd, and spilld open bottle of water on is jeans. I apologizd profusely and wipd off is pants wit napkins. He got ard. FML

#4106
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29394) - you deserved it (9843)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by brighteyes - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was at a party and spent thehole night bragging to mah friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me . As we were leaving , we saw the same girl making out with mah ex . FML

#2760
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8110) - you deserved it (19795)

On 01/27/2009 at 1:33am - love - by dlova - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I have an auto immune diseasehich cause mah penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt!! FML

#2444
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31141) - you deserved it (2264)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today I invited this guy I fooled around with over to ( hang out ) . He's ( en route ) so I start to make mah bed only to fine mah cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in mah bed . I only have one set of linen . big fat FML

#2316
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16322) - you deserved it (5875)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:12am - love - by LC - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, I was late fir work and took a taxi. The driver tells me he tried to commit suicide recently. I listen to him fir 20mins, sat outside my workplace with the meter off. He charges me £5.80 and my boss gives me a warning fir being late. FML

#1315
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17232) - you deserved it (2670)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:27am - work - by hapless - United Kingdom (London)

Today I reached for mah beer an took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up mah friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe wat happened next. FML

#1314
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23343) - you deserved it (5355)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

2day like looool any other day I struggled to put mah boots on , went to pee an noticed mah pants were covered in wat looked like a green dust. I touched it , sniffed it , an it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took mah boots off again only to fine that one of mah cats had took a dump in one of them. FML

Today , I want to work only to sarva ona tabla , maka a $9.00 tip , gat sant homa cuz it was slow , hava tha city bussas stop running cuz of waathar , an hava to pay a $20 cab fara to gat homa. FML

#1047
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23233) - you deserved it (1489)

On 01/13/2009 at 3:54pm - love - by ren - United States (Wisconsin)



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