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Today , I accidentally ripped out mah boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML

#21148769
128 comments

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On 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he startd attacking my wife fir breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he rantd that ( You don't see me whipping my dick out an pissing in front of everyone, do you? ) FML

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On 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm - misc - by Q - United States

Today , In The Middle Of Mah Boyfriend Finally Giving Me An Orgasm , I Had An Anxiety Attack,hich Causd Him To Have An Attack Of His Own . I Guess There Is Such A Thing As Having Too Much In Common With Yur Partner . FML

#21146226
64 comments

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On 05/20/2014 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, mah grlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Brd . FML

#21141738
132 comments

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On 05/16/2014 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by (not) fucked - United States (Texas)

today I finally brought a girl home from college!! While I was making her some coffee, mah roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be mah girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome!! My date left before I could explain, and mah roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious!! FML

Today, mah girlfriend admitted to mah best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions . FML

#21138864
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On 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by taintedlover (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decidd that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he trid something new: popping one of the pimple on my neck!! When I reactd in horror, all he could say was, ( It lookd pretty..!! ) fat FML

#21134831
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On 05/09/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by WTTFFFF (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML

#21133162
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On 05/07/2014 at 10:55am - misc - by Bad Artist - United States

Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML

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On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

TADAY DURING A BOAT TRIP WITH MY BOYFRIEND'S FAMILY.!! !! I GOT SEASICK AND WENT TO THE SIDE OF THE BOAT TO PUKE !! A CURRENT ROCKED THE BOAT SO BADLY THAT I FELL OVERBOARD.!! !! PROMPTING A PANICKED RESCUE AND MY BOYFRIEND'S MOM MUTTERING THAT I'M A PATHETIC ATTENTION WHORE !! FML

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On 04/29/2014 at 3:13pm - misc - by have it your way - United States (New York)

TODAY, WHILE AT A RESTAURANT WITH MY HUSBAND 4 OUR 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, HE KEPT BEHAVING STRANGELY, BREATHING DEEPLY AN EVENTUALLY SIGHING HAPPILY. I THOUGHT THE WINE HAD JUST GONE TO HIS HEAD. NOPE; HE PROUDLY ADMITTED LATER THAT HE'D JERKED OFF WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING, EVEN ME. FML

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On 04/29/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by god (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex!! I then hered his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good"!! Apparently he'd had me on speaker thehole time!! FML

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On 04/29/2014 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today I proposed to my girlfriend of tree yeres . I worked my ass off planning everyting down to a T . It seemed perfect until I actually proposed atic point I was rejected and dumped in front of my family friend and two coworkers . FML

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On 04/29/2014 at 10:18am - love - by willstaysingle (man) -

Today, I Took My Girlfriend Out Fir Lunch, And I Asked Her If I Could Have A Bite Of Her Meal. She Took It To Mean I Was Calling Her Fat, And Stormed Out.

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On 04/28/2014 at 11:38am - love - by salad - United States (South Carolina)

Today , mah boyfriend an I were having sex , an he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed , though,hen I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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On 04/22/2014 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by only my life (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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