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bitchwithabrain
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 April 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bitchwithabrain : I'm outgoing and loud. I speak my mind.
I love my friends to death [loviee doviess baby]]
I cheer all year round. It's a lifestyle, not a sport ! :)
I also play field hockey.. It$ h0tT h0tT |3@Yy|3@AY

Sophhtiees ohh nine//ten. LIVE IT UP

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Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37072) - you deserved it (2522)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to the doctor about my bruised runners toes. She was inexperienced when It came to athletic injuries, so she googled my condition. I just paid to have her tell me exactly what I had already just googled before I left for my appointment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32874) - you deserved it (3060)

On 08/28/2009 at 9:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off and learned that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

#4803927 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (10677) - you deserved it (43797)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by damnit (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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