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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1680
  • Number of comments : 341
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71240) - you deserved it (743697)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML


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