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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42517) - you deserved it (2206)

On 06/18/2009 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49485) - you deserved it (8025)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to a chinese restaurant with my asian girlfriend. When she went into the bathroom I practiced saying "Can we have sex" in chinese which is where she is from. After saying it a few times out loud, a waiter walked by and stared at me. When he gave me the check he included his number. FML

#2189119 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (16833) - you deserved it (48965)

On 05/22/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk/rock guy on a plane. I decided to try to impress by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked The Who and opened a large window with the album cover, so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was face to with a giant image of Miley Cyrus. FML

#333328 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (9964) - you deserved it (82729)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:22am - love - by UH-OH (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

#245607 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (69253) - you deserved it (23222)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm - love - by goodbye (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML

#103083 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (44672) - you deserved it (6507)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lee (man) - United States (Maryland)



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