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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49826) - you deserved it (3107)

On 06/18/2009 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61355) - you deserved it (11953)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk/rock guy on a plane. I decided to try to impress by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked The Who and opened a large window with the album cover, so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was face to with a giant image of Miley Cyrus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14818) - you deserved it (108002)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:22am - love - by UH-OH (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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