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bitchass1's favorite FMLs
Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML
by virginmary / 03/02/2010 at 7:38am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
by garfwebba / 01/02/2010 at 8:17pm / United States (Maine) / Love
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