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birdeye1524

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 138
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52833) - you deserved it (3844)

On 06/05/2014 at 4:05pm - kids - by bastards (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30255) - you deserved it (16191)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)



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