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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 442
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Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML


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On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML


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On 06/05/2014 at 4:05pm - kids - by bastards (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML


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On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

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