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About birdboy64 : I love birds!
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
Friday 5 February 2016