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  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 September 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (100741) - you deserved it (5845)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my kids surprised me when I got home. One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, and the other came up to me and said, "Daddy, let's go. We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28440) - you deserved it (7352)

On 07/19/2010 at 9:59am - kids - by Cody (man) - United States (Florida)



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