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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed and spray me while singing the Spiderman theme song. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22805) - you deserved it (4559)

On 09/29/2012 at 5:14am - intimacy - by BabyG2222 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11892) - you deserved it (35053)

On 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by pride? what's that? :( (woman) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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