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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1175
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About bingo__O : I'm weird.. very weird.
HUGE gamer (KINGDOM HEARTS!, MGS, SWTOR, AC, and lots of other RPGs).
Recently built my first computer
Add me on PSN: bingo__O
I like anime too (Mirai Nikki, Blood+, Elfin Lied, Deadman Wonderland, Ergo Proxy, and lots of others).
I LOVE music... A lot.
Cats>dogs :p sorry
Happily in a relationship.
I'm a shy guy, but please feel free to message if you have something to talk about.
That's all I can think of.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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bingo__O's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34763) - you deserved it (6741)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46281) - you deserved it (4356)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML


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On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34723) - you deserved it (6666)

On 02/11/2015 at 4:51pm - work - by titsmcgee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML


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On 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by MIB thingy please... (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML


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On 01/07/2015 at 12:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33812) - you deserved it (3209)

On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML


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On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with a swollen lump on my throat. It's extremely painful. My dad named it Gretchen and now talks about it as if it's a person. FML


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On 12/04/2014 at 10:29pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML


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On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42257) - you deserved it (13485)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML


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On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21780) - you deserved it (53101)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42987) - you deserved it (14337)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by FUCK YOU (man) - United States

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