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binghott
  • Town/Country : Great Neck, NY, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 November 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 642
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I called my favorite radio station over and over, trying to be the 40th caller to win sold-out concert tickets, each time holding my thumb over the button to quickly hang up and re-dial if busy. I finally got through and they congratulated me being the winning caller! By habit, I hung up. FML

#948376 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (26856) - you deserved it (56492)

On 04/13/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by LonelyFrog (man) - United States (California)

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Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

#927368 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (68618) - you deserved it (3622)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

#918397 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (62923) - you deserved it (14488)

On 04/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)