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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1982 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1119
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bingababe : Dedicated mother of 2 gorgeous girls & small business owner who enjoys saving humanity from evil masterminds in her free time.

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Today, my fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

#18135623
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38765) - you deserved it (3440)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64193) - you deserved it (6707)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

#16556995
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44356) - you deserved it (12923)

On 06/08/2011 at 1:21am - intimacy - by kimboslice106 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML

#16495629
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45433) - you deserved it (3659)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)

Today, whilst at my job as a lifeguard, a small child decided he couldn't hold it any longer and released his bowels in the pool. It was my job to clean up his dump, including the floating pieces of sweetcorn. FML

#16474774
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35780) - you deserved it (2870)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:44pm - work - by corn - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31381) - you deserved it (4108)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

#16458606
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26964) - you deserved it (2901)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:25pm - money - by GTR - United Kingdom



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