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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1256
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bingababe : Dedicated mother of 2 gorgeous girls & small business owner who enjoys saving humanity from evil masterminds in her free time.

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Today, mah fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring 4 his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out . FML


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On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML


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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I asked mah boyfriend to spend the night at mah house because mah dad would be working out of town, an once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in mah room an slept with me. His reply was ( Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything. ) FML


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On 06/08/2011 at 1:21am - intimacy - by kimboslice106 - United States (Kentucky)

Today..!! I got my beautiful daugter ready to be a flower girl fir te first time!! A flower girl in te wedding of er fater..!! my ex-usband..!! and te woman e ceated on me wit!! FML


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On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)

Today,hilst at mah job as a lifeguard , a small child decidd he couldn't hold it any longer and releasd his bowels in the pool . It was mah job to clean up his dump , including the floating pieces of sweetcorn . fat FML


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On 06/02/2011 at 9:44pm - work - by corn - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers an to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML


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On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, I bought a car. Aftar just tan minutas, mah hub caps had baan stolan. FML


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On 06/01/2011 at 9:25pm - money - by GTR - United Kingdom

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