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Today, someone stole the massive pumpkin I've been painstakingly growing all year. What did they do with it? They put it in the middle of a busy intersection. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 2:48pm - misc - by peterpeterpumpkineater (man) - United States
Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 12:50am - misc - by unfortunate (woman) - Sweden
Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 8:22am - love - by swim5 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by rahrahcakes (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Grossed Out (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 12:53am - health - by garfield749 (man) - United States
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)
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