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billywhyte
  • Town/Country : fredericton , canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 June 1987 (26 years)
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Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67975) - you deserved it (15085)

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