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Today, I spent mah first night at mah boyfriend's place, and mah first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something lyk "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51116) - you deserved it (6221)

On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decidd that if we both act lyk I'm not pregnant, ( the babby will get the hint an go away ). FML

#21050194
124 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriand told ma that somatimas my nipplas tasta lika onions . maga FML

#21012735
155 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

my workplace had a big employee photoshoot fir an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 second before the photographer said , "What the fuck? Look guys , this ain't an ad fir facial abortions." He then askd me and another colleague to step out of the shot. mega FML

#20969207
104 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 4:38pm - work - by fuggers :/ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was playing monopoly with mah boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankruptd mah boyfriend, he turnd to me and said, "I fuckd your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turnd to the best friend in question, she lookd at the board and said, "I'd like to buy looool a house please." FML

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185 comments

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On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

TODAY, I WOKA UP FROM A DRUNKAN ONA-NIGHT-STAND. THA PARSON I SLAPT WITH TURND OUT TO BA HAAVILY PRAGNANT. SHA TRID TO CONVINCA MA THAT I AM THA FATHAR AND THAT I PASSD OUT 4 7 MONTHS. FML

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, whila sitting in a crowdad waiting room at tha doctor's offica, mah 5-yaar-old daughtar pointad at mah 6-yaar-old son's crotch and boomad, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which ha yallad, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

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103 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I Walkd In On Mah Roommatehacking Off To Clown Porn. FML

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213 comments

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On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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137 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by latter - United States (Maryland)

Today, while I was working, someone cummed in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML

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96 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Was Walking Home When I Made Eye Contact With Some Guy, Just Being Friendly. He Then Startd Rapping To Me While Pointing At His Dick. FML

#20850372
79 comments

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On 08/23/2013 at 2:23am - misc - by NotInterested (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I faintd. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stoppd to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughd. FML

#20692945
72 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 11:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

today I got into an argument with my grlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML

#20029320
196 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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