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billionair11
  • Town/Country : Birmingham, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 October 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 483
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

#14694705
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36559) - you deserved it (2535)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

#14416914
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31675) - you deserved it (3257)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

#14406121
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33680) - you deserved it (2510)

On 12/31/2010 at 4:55am - misc - by Kellie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML

#14357781
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36398) - you deserved it (2359)

On 12/27/2010 at 2:51pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML

#14325917
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28527) - you deserved it (3222)

On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

#14228543
148 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

#13825716
157 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

#13818432
77 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by penguins (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML

#13506521
107 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML

#13352571
203 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)

Today, on my way to school I dropped my money. As I turned to pick it up, I saw an old lady snatch it up. We began to argue when a police officer came over. Not only was I accused of being a disorderly thief, but that old lady just walked away with my lunch money for the entire week. FML

#13313177
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30162) - you deserved it (1910)

On 10/04/2010 at 2:37am - money - by melean (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, I decided to fix my bike and take it for a test ride. Five minutes in, a bee flew into my eye and stung me. In pain, I thought it would be best to go home. I turned around to find a big pitbull running towards me. The dog chased me for a mile before giving up. FML

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML

#12487392
123 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML

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188 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Tired (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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